Prinzessin Zelda lässt dich dein Meisterschwert in ihrem Kerker benutzen

You have saved Hyrule and Zelda is so happy about it that she simply begs you to defeat Ganondorf between her legs. But, this Ganondorf is actually a demon of horniness which needs to be banished to another dimension, so you, Link, decide to use the weapon in your pants in order to do it.